Time Stamps Retreat:
Rewire Religion. Reclaim Time. Rewrite Your Story.
A FOUR DAY LIVE RETREAT
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Program Overview
Akashaschema redefines nervous system healing by integrating spirituality, archetypal psychology, artistic expression, and sacred neuroscience with cutting-edge somatics. Where conventional programs exclude the creative brain and dismiss transcendent experiences, Akashaschema leverages the neurology of meaning-making—how spiritual rituals, art, and universal symbols rewire sensory processing, stress responses, and pain pathways.
What Are Time Stamps?
Time Stamps is an integrated framework of understanding the brain, body, and behavior through three interconnected components:
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Neurological: The way time is processed and encoded in the brain, influencing our perception, memory, and experience of time.
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Geometrical/Geological: The structural, cyclical, and spatial aspects of time, where time is visualized through patterns, rhythms, and the inherent geometry of our bodies and the cosmos.
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Mythological/Archetypal: The symbolic and narrative dimensions of time, drawn from myth, archetypes, and collective human stories that shape our understanding of events, cycles, and the passage of time.
Together, these three aspects create a multi-dimensional experience of time, acknowledging its influence on our physiology, environment, and collective imagination.
Time Stamps isn’t just a course—it’s a revolution in how you see yourself, your story, and your place in the world.
It's a transformative experience.
Weaving together ancient sciences like astrology and Ayurveda, modern neuroscience, and the timeless power of myth to help you:
⭐️ Heal spiritual, religious, authoritarian, and existential trauma and rewire the nervous system.
⭐️ Reclaim your relationship with time, shedding shame, guilt, and fear.
⭐️ Break free from authoritarian beliefs that hijack your joy.
⭐️ Evict energies living rent-free in your body.
⭐️ Discover your divine rhythm and live in alignment with your body and soul’s natural clock.
A Different Kind of Healing for a Different Kind of Wound
Existential and spiritual wounds run deeper than conventional trauma.
They fundamentally alter our relationship with time itself, disrupting your brain’s time perception and processing in profound ways at the root of virtually every medical diagnosis.
Join me on the four day deep healing journey...
BUY NOWDid you know that science and spirituality are the same thing?
Just explained differently…
- The Biblical story of the Temple of The Ark of the Covenant describes cranial anatomy in amazing detail
- Rahu and Ketu, ancient lunar node representations of what we chase and what we release, describe specific part of your brain that is hijacked in religious, authoritarian, and institutional trauma
- Your brainstem and cerebellum look like the Hindu deity Ganesha - and, like Ganesha, they also remove and help you navigate obstacles
- The story of the Nemean Lion that goes with the Leo constellation, which rules the heart, is a scientific story about blood flow through the heart
- Your long bones, associated with Saturn, are organized in the same style, with concentric rings
And that these are the superhighways to healing physical and mental health issues.
I know because I’ve been treating patients as a Physical Therapist, Board-Certified Orthopedic Clinical Specialist, and Certified Athletic Trainer for over 30 years and I’ve trained with some of the best osteopathic doctors and clinicians in the world .
And my propriety Time Stamps method that I’ll teach you is better, faster, and more powerful than anything I’ve learned.
This evidence-based curriculum equips practitioners to:
- Decode the neurobiology of spiritual crises (e.g., mystical experiences vs. dissociation)
- Apply archetypal frameworks (Hero’s Journey, Shadow, Trickster) to resolve trauma stored in the body
- Use art as neural modulation—transform pain narratives through metaphor, music, and embodied storytelling
- Map cultural neuroplasticity—how spiritual/religious practices reshape default mode networks and interoception
Key Differentiators
- Spiritual Neurology: Targets the temporoparietal junction (TPJ), anterior insula, and default mode network to address mystical/psychotic spectrum experiences.
- Art-Accessible Tools: Protocols align with creative cognition (divergent thinking, metaphorical reframing) instead of linear, language-heavy methods.
- Archetypal Somatics: Identifies how universal symbols (Mother, Warrior, Sage) manifest as muscle armoring, posture, or movement restrictions.
- Sacred Biometrics: Uses heart rate variability (HRV) and EEG to quantify shifts during rituals, meditation, or art-making.
Core Components
- Sacred Sensory Integration
- Rewire threat responses using ritualized movement to boost prefrontal-amygdala connectivity.
- Apply neurotheology principles: How prayer/chanting modulates the TPJ and pain perception.
- Art as Neural Modulation
- Prescribe mythopoetic art protocols to externalize trauma and stimulate hippocampal neurogenesis.
- Map how metaphor generation activates reward circuits to reduce catastrophizing.
- Archetypal Biomechanics
- Warrior Archetype: Chronic trapezius tension as suppressed agency.
- Child Archetype: Pelvic floor dysfunction linked to safety/trust deficits.
- Assess posture/movement through Jungian lens:
- Reprogram motor patterns using embodied mythic narratives
- Cultural Neuroplasticity
- Audit how spiritual practices alter interoceptive awareness and pain tolerance.
- Design culturally hybrid interventions.
Evidence-Based Tools
- Mythopoetic Movement: Choreograph trauma release using archetypal posture and movement.
- Sacred Geometry Biofeedback: Pair mandala creation with real-time HRV coherence training.
- Neuro-Archetypal Mapping: Link EEG alpha-theta ratios to stages of spiritual emergence/emergency.
- Shadow Work Somatics: Release “frozen” fight-or-flight responses through active imagination and role-play.
Who Benefits
- Creatives blocked by perfectionism, somatic dissociation, or spiritual crises.
- Chronic pain patients with treatment-resistant conditions rooted in existential distress.
- Spiritual seekers navigating mystical experiences misdiagnosed as psychiatric disorders.
- Clinicians seeking to bridge neuroscience, somatics, and transpersonal psychology.
Transformative Outcomes
- Pain Reduction: Reframe nociception via myth and metaphor
- Mental Health: Resolve spiritual bypassing by grounding transcendent experiences in interoceptive awareness.
- Creative Flow: Rewire basal ganglia loops through ritualized art practices to overcome blocks.
- Embodied Purpose: Align movement, belief, and nervous system states with archetypal life callings.
Akashaschema moves beyond reductionist “body-as-machine” models, honoring the nervous system as a living tapestry of myth, meaning, and multisensory wisdom.
BUY NOWWho Is This For?
This course is for clinicians, seekers, rebels, and visionaries who are ready go on an individual healing journey.
Whether you’re a healer, a health professional, or someone who simply feels like time is slipping away, Heretical Healing is your invitation to break free and thrive.
Whatever your background and story, get ready to:
- Heal from religious and authoritarian trauma. Find the shortest path to the highest potential for yourself (and your patients & clients).
- Go beyond Trauma-Informed care into Time-Informed Healing
- Overcome the lasting scars of religious or spiritual trauma.
- Reclaim your sense of worth, agency, and intuition.
- Align with your inner and outer environment to create a life of purpose and presence.
Become Therapeutically Heretical!
To be therapeutically heretical means:
- To challenge conventional therapeutic norms to innovate and integrate better healing methods.
- To question systems and embrace unconventional approaches drawn from marginalized, ancient, or interdisciplinary perspectives.
- To bridge gaps where traditional methods fall short, honour human complexity.
- To be grounded in critical thinking, courage, and a whole-person wellbeing.
- To explore scientific research beyond mainstream attention.
- To cultivate resilience through full alignment – from nervous system to the solar system.
This GroundBreaking Program Unites:
- Spirituality and Science
- Story and Somatics
- Myth and Medicine
- Sacred and Secular
- Truth and Tale
- Research and Revelation
Every authoritarian system, every rigid religious structure – at their core, they're about controlling your relationship with time.
Yet spirituality itself remains one of our most powerful tools for nervous system regulation.
Our approach helps you preserve the healing while releasing the harm.
Why Heretical Healing?
Because healing shouldn’t be confined to rigid rules or outdated dogmas. You deserve the freedom to explore, the courage to rebel, and the tools to thrive in your own rhythm.
This is a space where science and spirituality coexist, where trauma becomes transformation, and where time is no longer your enemy but your ally.
What’s Included?
- One 1:1 Session With Melanie!
- 3 Monthly Live Class: to support your continued integration of the material
- Interactive Tool Sheets to deepen your self-discovery.
- Guided Somatic Practices for nervous system healing, including stomping exercises, breathwork, and movement.
- Community for Q&A and support.
Starting July 2025
Format: In-Person with Virtual Post-Course Support
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Transform Your Relationship with Time
This program isn't just about healing trauma – it's about reclaiming your sovereign relationship with time itself.
Do you personally yearn for:
- More play time to spark joy and creativity?
- Sacred me-time that doesn't feel stolen?
- Quality family time unmarred by guilt?
- Peaceful moments that truly feel peaceful?
- The ability to fully inhabit each moment?
Or perhaps you're a practitioner watching your clients struggle with:
- Constant time pressure and anxiety
- Inability to slow down and connect
- Guilt about taking time for themselves
- Feeling perpetually behind or rushing
- Never feeling like there's enough time
Learn how to help yourself and others break free from:
- The "productivity at all costs" mindset
- Time-based shame and guilt
- The eternal rush of catching up
- The belief that rest must be earned
- The fear of wasting time
Discover how to create:
- A nervous system that feels safe in stillness
- A natural flow between activity and rest
- Deep presence in joyful moments
- Time abundance instead of scarcity
- Authentic rhythms aligned with your true nature
Are You Ready to Rewrite the Rules?
Healing doesn’t have to follow the script you were given.
Time Stamps is your invitation to Heretical Healing, n to rebel against the systems that hold you back and reclaim the sacred in your own, authentic way.
Take the first step toward resilience, liberation, and joy.
Join Time Stamps Today.
BUY NOW“True healing happens when we align our inner rhythms with the cosmos – from our nervous system to the solar system.”
~Melanie Weller
Curriculum Highlights
The journey explores:
- The physics and neurology of time perception
- Spiritual practices' impact on brain health
- Collective consciousness and movement dynamics
- Sleep, dreaming, and chronobiology
- Family systems and epigenetics
- Communication and vocal function
- Sustainable energy and burnout prevention
The Course Integrates:
- Evidence-based assessments
- Practical therapeutic techniques
- Somatic exercises
- Ancient sciences and archetypal paradigms
The Evidence-Based Reality
Our approach acknowledges that healing is both an art and a science. We integrate:
- Cutting-edge neuroscience research
- Traditional wisdom practices
- Environmental factors
- Chronobiology
- Collective healing dynamics
SEE FAQ BELOW FOR MORE CURRICULUM HIGHLIGHTS
The Investment
$1100 $800
Initiatory Offer
Bonuses
- One 1:1 session with Melanie
- 3 Follow Up Classes
- Guided Somatic Practices
- Private community for Q&A and support